Around 3 years ago when I first started High school I decided to join the anime club because I was fairly new to the area (having started at the end of eighth grade) and had barely any friends. But this was my first mistake. On the first day of anime club I met The president of the club (lets call her amy) Amy was a nice girl she was a Senior and I quickly took a liking to her because we shared many similar interests. She and the rest of the club quickly named me Al  ( because of my strong resemblance to the character from Fullmetal Alchemist) After a few weeks of Showing up at anime club I noticed this guy that always hung around the back of the club. I asked Amy about him she said his name was Jay ( name changed) and apparently they were great friends. Me being naive decided to talk to this kid. My biggest mistake.

Jay was a kid who dressed in all black. He was obsessed with Bleach, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Hetalia, and hentai. The first thing he said to me when I approached him was “I’m goth don’t talk to me.” Not even a day later when I mentioned Hetalia he jumped right in and had no problem talking to me. After I mentioned Germany was my favorite character he decided we were friends. A few weeks later he invited me and Amy for dinner and we accepted. Before school was out that day Amy pulled me aside and warned me he was a bit….not right in the head  I didnt think much of the warning until we got to his house.

Opon arriving to his house I relized he didn’t just “like” hentai he loved it. His room was covered in printed out pictures of Hentai full body pillows of naked anime charectors and figures of Hatsume Miku in ….”questionable* poses. As if this didn’t scare me enough There was a large Nazi flag hanging above his bed and other nazi propaganda. He quickly changed into his “GermanY” Cosplay which acctually was a Nazi uniform and gave us “Roles” to play in his “Reich” I was given “Hitler youth” . Of course by this time I was really freaked out and wanted to leave. When he excused himself to the bathroom Amy quickly turned to me and told me to play along or He’d freak out. After two hours Amy had to leave leaving me there all alone. Jay of course was fine with this saying it was ok he’d just “have fun playing with me alone” . As soon as we got up stairs He tackled me onto the bed telling me how he always “Loved” me and wanted him to be my “First” I quickly pushed him off a ran into the bathroom calling my dad to pick me up. While i was waiting for my dad Jay was outside the door telling me how he wanted his “little Al-chan to come out and play ” and how “kawaii-desu” it was that i was hiding from him. After about 5 minutes of him doing this he got angry and started saying that he was gonna “murder my family with his hoard of Hollows” Or how he was going to call the Akatsuki to come and kill them. As soon as my dad was there I opened the door and tried to run out of the house but he blocked my way telling me i would never escape him. So I kneed him in he balls and got out of there as fast as possible.

I texted Amy about what Happened and she said she was already taking care of it. She kicked him out of Anime club the next time he came which really pissed him off  so he yelled he was going to japan to train in the ways of the  Nazi Ninja soul reapers so he could come kill all of our families. The next week he got kicked out of school for wearing a Nazi armband and telling a black student he would curb stomp her. We never heard from him again thank god…  

I’m 27 years old. When I was 14-18 I went through a massive weeaboo phase where I watched anime non-stop. Anyway, I just started university and since I’m still sort of into anime, I decided to join the anime club. The club is mainly comprised of first year (aged 18-19) students. Immediately upon entering I noticed, lets just call her, Kayla. Anyway, Kayla is not your typical weeaboo. She’s extremely attractive and it’s quite clear all the boys (and some girls) can’t help but stare at her. Now she’s 9 years younger than I am so I decide not to try anything, but as soon as I sat down she began talking to me about Hetalia. I’m somewhat familiar with it. She then talked about Japanese music and I told her that I listened to it 24/7. She gave me her e-mail and a few days passed and we were talking all the time. This resulted into a romantic relationship.

Now, I had no idea what I had just gotten into. Yes, she used the word “kawaii”, “baka”, “sugoi” all the time, but she was just so nice/attractive. Everyone in the group was a bit jealous. So we decided to meet up for coffee outside of campus at a local coffee shop. I get there and I find her wearing a Nazi-like out made out of cloth and PVC. She explains to me that she was feeling very “Germany tonight, ne?”. Fair enough…. I’m a bit creeped out but okay. During our second date she dressed up as a gothic lolita at the sushi restaurant. She attempts to order in Japanese (the servers are all Korean) and when they can’t understand her she sighs loudly and says, “This is soooo not authentic!” and storms out. She apologizes to me the next morning and says, “Sorry I went overboard ne?”. I forgive her.

Our third date is at her place. She makes me sit through 2 hours of hardcore yaoi. She knows I’m heterosexual but she says, “If you wanna have sex with me tonight we need yaoi to turn me on”. So we end up doing it and it’s SO WEIRD. She keeps yelling in Japanese (even when we aren’t doing it) and keeps calling me “SENSEI”. She also keeps yelling random names of J-rockers. Instead of “Oh God” she yells “Oh Gackt”. Weird. Afterwards she tells me that next time I should call her “My kawaii lolita” or some shit along those lines.

So this is where it gets REALLY BAD.

By our fourth date I’m dreading it. I tell myself I have to break up with her soon. We decide to take the bus to the movies. She complains that there’s no Japanese/Asian films playing and how everything American sucks and tells me, “I don’t wanna see a movie… how about we go to the beach instead? It’ll be sugoi!!! Meet me at the bus station”. Now, I get to the bus station and she’s dressed as Germany again except this time it looks REALLY REALLY Nazi-like. I don’t even wanna know how much that costume cost. She has the SS symbol on her cuffs. She’s wearing a Nazi-like armband minus the swastika with a Nazi hat with an eagle on it. I’m horribly embarrassed by her but we get on the bus.

EVERYONE is looking at us (especially her) and I’m just pretending everything is okay. An older man walks up to us (we’re sitting at the back) and basically calls her a scoundrel for wearing Nazi clothing. She responds in JAPANESE (the man is clearly white/not Japanese!) and then starts yelling in English at him. “It’s my character! From an anime from JAPAN. You know the country people like you NUKED”. The old man shakes his head and walks away and another passenger yells at her something like. “Nazi bitch go home”. She throws her bag down and yells something in fake German and then says “YOU HAVE NO PERSONALITY. YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS. YOU ARE UNCULTURED” etc. Anyway, I lost it. I couldn’t take it. I pulled the ringer and got off on the next stop. As I was leaving the bus she yells, “HAH. Just like everyone else!” or something.

We haven’t hung out since. That was 3 weeks ago. I see her around the cafeteria and she waves at me like nothing ever happened. Last week she was wearing a Ranma 1/2 outfit which she designed herself. I don’t think I’ll ever speak to her again.