I Thought You Were a Little Boy…

Earlier this year, my parents took me to my first Expo. I had decided to wear my favourite boy-Lolita outfit (which involved ruffled just above the knee shorts, a blouse, binder and a little pirate hat) and the day was going pretty well. My parents decided to go and get food, and left me to wander around with a bit of cash for a while. I was looking at the plush toys for a while, mainly a Ciel Phantomhive one, when I feel someone stroking my (short) hair and touching my hat. I turn around, rather quickly, to see this rather large guy grinning at me, hand still on my head.

“You should get that.” He said, pointing to the plush, “You and Ciel are so alike. You’re both so kawaii…”

More than a little creeped out, I asked him to get off my hair and hat. He looked a little taken aback, and as I bought my plush, I hear him say, “I thought you were a little boy…”

Hastily grabbing my change, I wandered off. I thought that was the last of him.

Nope.

A few minutes later, I was looking at anime/manga t-shirts. And who do I notice a few feet away? The creepy hair-stroker. He came closer and said, creepily as ever, “You should get the Ciel-chan t-shirt…you’d look so (some random Japanese phrase) in that.” I was VERY creeped out by this point, and I walked away without buying anything. He followed me, grinning like mad, and at one point said “I can pretend you’re a boy, and you can still be my Ciel-chan.” I told him to go away, but he didn’t listen.

He only stopped when some random guy (whom I shall call Giggles) cosplaying as Pyramid Head (minus the head/helmet, which he was holding) and said VERY loudly, “Oh, babe, THERE you are! We’ve been looking for you!” and he walked me over to a group of other male cosplayers who, frankly, looked like they’d punch anyone who came near them.

Once the creeper had gone, Giggles told me that this guy had been following boy-lolitas and Ciel cosplayers all day.

I didn’t tell my parents when they got back, I just got on with the rest of the day and fortunately didn’t bump into the creeper again.

Suits and Sebas-chan

The community lake. Small in size, large in soccer moms, little kids, and obnoxious teenagers. Overly sterile yet managing to have the filthiest bathrooms in the state. Not what would be considered an ideal hangout area.

But my friends and I went there anyway. I don’t know - nostalgia? But anyway, there we were, sweating in the hot sun and getting irritable and squabbling over dropped coins and a lost friend who was supposed to show up an hour ago. At length, she arrives - let’s call her Twinkie. Twinkie immediately runs toward us, yelling very loudly about how sorry she was. I don’t mean your normal, hey-it’s-just-an-excited-kid yell. I mean legit screaming. This put me off right away - sure, Twinkie was usually quite hyperactive, but I’ve never had too much actual time alone with her to get what she really was like. I guess that day she really started to spill onto me what she was really like.

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The “Kawaii” Yaoi lover from hell.

There aren’t a whole lot of anime/manga fans at my local high school. There’s no club or anything, which I really didn’t have an problem with. Being a “normal” fan of anime, I’ve met and seen a lot of really messed up weeaboos over my years. Luckily, that happened mostly just in middle school with an large anime club and “Cosplay-Day”.

But my high school didn’t have any of this, so I thought I’d be okay this year and wouldn’t run into anymore weridos. Yeah, I was dead wrong.

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Run for your lives.

I’ve known this girl my whole life, and I guess I could have called her my best friend for most of my short, sixteen years of life. We’ll call her “Ciel”. Now, this girl is the one who really got me into anime—but recently, and by recently I mean in the past three years, she’s become quite the weeabo. Now, don’t get me wrong, I was in that dark moment when I was seven or eight years old, screaming “Baka!” at the top of my lungs, but it ended quickly. With her? No, it never ended.

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