So, I got into Team Fortress 2 awhile back, maybe a few months ago. Not long after, I found a bunch of tf2 cosplayers and decided to try it. Since I’m pretty lanky and thin, I decided to go for Spy. I managed to get it all together in time for a one-day-con (and I’ll be damned if it didn’t take me a month to find that suit.) and I got some very positive reactions, shared a lot of laughs-… Until this girl came along. We’ll call her Engie, since that was apparently who she was cosplaying as. (Fem-engineer with rediculously tiny short-overalls, heeled boots painted black, a blue low-cut shirt, the hat, and some cleaning gloves.)

Well, she came running up to me while I was posing for a picture, and proceeded to tackle me to the floor, and almost crushed me. The me to her ratio was completely off… She outweighed me by about 100 lbs (me being about 100 myself) and it was enough to leave me bruised and knock the air out of my lungs. She then proceeded to try and rip my mask off while I struggled and told her to get off. No, no, she would NOT, and responded to my thrashing with, “Spy~UUUU~~~KUUUN! Why are you being such a meanie? We’re married!” I sort of deadpanned and squirmed out from under her, trying to make sure my costume was still in tact. To my relief, it was.

A good two hours later when I was at lunch with my friends A and B, she scurried over and slammed her fist on the table, yelling at me and saying I was ignoring my “Waifu”.To make the rest of a long story short, she continued glomping and whining at me until we all left.